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FIRST 100 DAYS - DRAINING THE SWAMP: Trump celebrates $100Billion investment from Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing Company - but Taiwan's former President Ma Ying-jeou accuses of charging $100Billion “protection fee” to the “most powerful company in the world”

U.S. District Judge Tanya Chutka has given “Three Weeks” for Elon Musk's Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) to answer questions in writing about how it decided to downsize federal agencies, suspend contracts and carry out mass firings after his bombshell “What Did You Last Week” email to government workers

Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) celebrates slashing $400 Mllion to transgender farmers in taxpayer money and had a total ceiling value of $1.7Billion

House Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) (D-NY) encouraged to mount a primary challenge to the Senate's top Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) after voting to continue funding the governmentDaily Mail

Bitter Democrats Move To Shutdown Government: Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer and Senate Democrats to shut down the government. Bongino

• Overlooked Treasury Report Supports Musk’s Warning About Federal Deficits Sinking the U.S.Just Facts Daily

• Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy Unveils Plan to Modernize Air Traffic Control With AI Tech.LifeZette

• Trump Trashes “Sick” Democrats During Press Conference: “There’s Something Wrong With Them”.Townhall

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Left to Right: Attorney General Pamela Bondi; White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt; White House Counselor Alina Habba; President Donald Trump; Vice President J.D. Vance; Close adviser Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE); California Senator Adam Schiff; Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer from New York; Former White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre; Former House Speaker California Congresswoman Nancy Peosi; Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren; New York Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC)

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Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) celebrates slashing $400 Mllion to transgender farmers in taxpayer money and had a total ceiling value of $1.7Billion

House Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) (D-NY) encouraged to mount a primary challenge to the Senate's top Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) after voting to continue funding the governmentDaily Mail

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SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket successfully took off Friday night from NASA's Kennedy Space Center, on a mission to deliver FOUR new astronauts to the International Space Station (ISS)

NASA's beleaguered mission to rescue two stranded astronauts has finally launched, setting the stage for a happy ending to the nine-month-long saga.

Elon Musk said he offered to bring the astronauts home eight months ago, but the Biden Administration shot it down because it would've made Donald Trump “Look Good” in the Presidential race against former Vice President Kamala Harris.

Government shutdown narrowly avoided after Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer and Senate Democrats cave to Trump's “Make America Great Again” (MAGA) alliesDaily Mail